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| ninastar Basic User Posts : 1,000+  |
If dogs could write they might say this:
Dear Master, Do you have a cookie if so I would like one.But first we need to talk about somethings. First, what is this strange game you play. What do you call it? Was it showdo? No showdig? No.Oh its showdog. Wait a minute what do you call me all the time. Agh you call me a dog. Second , you say I am a dog but cleary I am a human not a dog. Thirdly, I would like more treats and more food. I think that all of this is fair because I have been your friend for all my life. From Your Friend, Fido Is this funny or cheesey? Please tell me. |
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| Puppy0215 Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
lol. That is what my dog would mostly say to me. lol. (If I had a dog.) I don't think it's cheesey. Danielle |
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| seahorse11609 Basic User Posts : 357 |
I think it's both, but more funny than cheesy. It's probably what Mimi would say to me.  -Cassy Bellview Springers |
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| ninastar Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
No one else? |
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| big bubbas babies Basic User Posts : 2 |
I always wonder what dogs are thinking. I have a boxer and she is so nosey. She watches everything and is very protective, but in a good way not the overly aggressive way. Sometimes she looks at me like she is thinking" my humans are broke why are they doing all this?" |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
this post has been edited 1 time(s) I have 1! here: Dear Friend, Will you put a piece of cake in my food bowl tomorrow? I wanted to know...why'd you ask me if I wanted a girlfriend when you said, "Wanna girlfriend? Casey? Yeah, yeah! Mrs. Peter's dog Casey that's right!"? Ummm I want a bowl of Beneful dog food the next time you go to the dog food store- I mean the grocery store! Will you get me a tennis ball? And I want a birthday party or I'll bite you. Just kidding! LOL love, Freeda is it good? |
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| ninastar Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
Haha! |
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| ninastar Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
this post has been edited 3 time(s) Dear Master, Why haven't you listened to my simple request? At least get me a teniss ball. Not a green one because the green makes it hard to see in grass. How about a blue one or a yellow one? Love, Fido |
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| Y2K9s Basic User Posts : 500+ |
this post has been edited 1 time(s) ball? cookie? cookieball? let's go let's go let's go outside! gotta go! gotta pee! gotta run! cookie? Cookie! yah! a cookie! what's that smell? who is that? Stranger!!! look! look! a stranger! get out my yard! he put papers through the door! I roll on them! Good boy, protect the house. Cookie? hey! a cat! get the cat! whoohoo get the cat! she's my buddy. Oh, what's that noise? The baby! The baby's crying! Come on, get the baby! Feed the baby, he drops food for me, yay! Ow, sticky baby fingers in my fur. Lick the baby clean. Go outside now? Outside? Ball? Cat? The cat! Chase the cat! Oh, who's that I smell? A dog! A friend! Play? Yah! Let's play! Oh...you're walking away, human doesn't want to stay. Huh? A squirrel! Just part of my dog's day lol He wouldn't have the patience to sit still to write, so I just have to interpret his ongoing thoughts. He's an aussie shep. I have a 9month son and 2 cats, that my dog adores them all-especially when my son drops his teething biscuits and food bits. He hates the mailman, and we have quite a few other dogs in the neighborhood, who go for regular walks through the alley. |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
Dear Master, I want a cookie! No, actually I want a girlfriend, Casey. Then we can have 60 billion pups. Freeda 1, Freeda 2, Freeda 3, and Casey, Jr.! Love, Freeda |
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| ninastar Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
 Wow! Very funny! |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
I SAID................I WANT CASEY! Uh why'd you name me Freeda if Im a boy? Owners response: Dear Freeda, You are named Freeda 'cause I love that name. Your just a dog...ugh. Freeda: just a dog??????? JUST A DOG????????????? |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
ninastar: Freeda asks if if he can be friends w/ this Fido guy. |
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| ninastar Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
Sure.Lol! |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
*Freeda and Fido lick* |
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| ninastar Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
*Fido attempts to hug Freeda* |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
Ha, *Fido misses and smells Freeda instread* |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
Dear Master: I AM AT MY FINAL STRAW WITH YOU!!!!!!! Get me a tennis ball. Fido has one! NO FAIR! ninastar is actually NICE! (hey if you get me a ball, get a purple one. Classic LOL) Uh... |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
OK I get a new dog Apple and Casey comes for 2 weeks. I am making the dogs spelling look bad. Dere M4aster: \ need u too g#t m# m0re food i am starv/ng. PLease help m4. /=I Dere= Dear \=I PLease=Please 4=e, a #=e |
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| dogsRcuties Basic User Posts : 68 |
Hey guess what, I've noticed 2 things: 1. It's been a pattern of ninastar & dogsRcuties' posts. And, no quoting in this topic lol! |
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| ninastar Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
this post has been edited 1 time(s) quoteFreeda: Be nice to your master without them you'd starve. I also Belive its I've had my final straw. (don't take it personally Lol!) |
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