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| Author | Topic : Totally off Showdog topic but toooo funny!!! | |||
| Cloud Nine Basic User Posts : 95  |
I'm not Austrailian but American ... US actually.
My son in law sent me this ... ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady Got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets Sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will Reduce the swelling," and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost It." "CASE DISMISSED!!" I love it ... Just thought I'd add a little laughter to your day! God Bless, Jenny |
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| beaglemum Basic User Posts : 500+ |
Hi Jenny I've actually seen a joke email with this in it, and not to rain on your parade, but the ONLY product I have heard of here in Australia is Good Year, so I find it kind of hard to believe that it actually from Australia!  Someone please correct me if they have seen the other Adverts in Oz...... |
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| Miammi Basic User Posts : 5 |
You have never heard of Double Mint gum? |
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| beaglemum Basic User Posts : 500+ |
Nope.... nor some of the others mentioned, that why that story is not Australian.... |
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| BlackDaneThunda Basic User Posts : 1,000+ |
I'm with Beaglemum... I've never heard of the double mint, or Williams big stick, or the liniment.... only Goodyear (tyres)... I find it hard to believe it's from Australia (I also received an email of the same thing, about 2 months ago, from my Uncle). |
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| carebear Basic User Posts : 14 |
i'm with beaglemum on this too... have only heard of goodyear |
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| am_powa Basic User Posts : 214 |
hi I am also with Beaglemum I have not heard of any of these other brand names or products...except for Good Year. |
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