Blue Line
This virus is no joke. It is progressive and dangerous. It will begin with
one cute puppy...usually for companionship.
You will not realize that you have been infected even when you begin trying
to convince your family that foraging for food is more rewarding than
buying groceries.
You may not recognize the symptoms, even when 90% of snail mail consists of
pet catalogs and show entries, and "sick days" have all been used to visit
every dog show within 600 miles.
By the time the virus has taken firm hold, you will have reduced your yard
to a safe area that can be enjoyed by your dogs. You will be trying to sell
the kids' swing set to pay for the latest dog toy.
Your computer will threaten to crash because of the huge amounts of dog web
sites, nutrition sites, programs, breed lists, rescue lists, advice lists,
dog images, and canine health .html bookmarks that have filled all
available space. You will "borrow" from your child's college fund to add
more memory.
This virus will take over every room of your house in the form of flyers,
catalogs, premium lists, dog toys, dog beds, crates, dog food, and dog
treats.
You will begin to avoid anyone who doesn't have a dog and try to convert
anyone who doesn't know your breed.
Your family will not recognize you unless you're covered with dog hair.
You will seriously consider a second mortgage to take advantage of dog toy
sales, or, even worse, dog show entries.
Depression will set in immediately after the last dog show of the season.
Your own dog will worry about you.
There is no cure. But, thankfully, there are groups where you can talk to
others that have been infected and who will understand you.
With luck they'll also know of a really good sale on dog food and
supplements.
-- Author Unknown
| Bitches | |
| None at this time. |
| Dogs | |
| None at this time. |
| Puppies | |
| None at this time. |
| Retirement Couch | |
| None at this time. |
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Signed Up: 11/11/2007
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