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Hey DRC! My speling has impovd! I no nowe that # is NOT an e. so yea. o yeah

Hello,
My spelling is perfect now. As it was before.

Nina Star: Please come back!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what my cavalier would say:
Dear Owner,
I DO NOT appreciate this game that you play. I would much rather have you rubbing my belly or feeding me extra instead of those dogs. I want more food. I am eating what a 3 pound dog would eat and I am 16-17 pounds!! I am also eating weight food!! This is NOT fair. MORE FOOD!!!
SINCERLY,
STARVED MAGGIE

Lol.

Yeah. My dog gains weight so fast that she can't eat very much. She thinks she is starved.

Thats sounds like my dog ecept she doessnt gain weight on food its all the crumbs she licks off the floor

www.showdog.com/login/philboard_read.aspx?id=173669 Any one up for a guessing Game?

MY DOG ALWAYS WANTS MORE TREATS. I THINK HE WOULD WRITE THIS:

DEAR ANNIE,
I HAVE A LIST OF THINGS A WANT:
1. YUMMY TREATS
2. A NEW SQUEEKY TOY
3. FOOD
4. MY OWN BED
5. FOOD. WAIT, DID I ALREADY SAY THAT? I CAN'T HELP IT! GIVE ME FOOD!

LOVE,
BUDDDY

Dear Pet Human,

This showdog game, it takes your time. You sit and stare at the glowing thing, and hit the clicky buttons. And you are not playing with me. The. Dog. Is. Starving. You could be getting me cookies. Or treat. I like treat. You could throw a ball. I like balls. You could ... you're still clicking... come play with the REAL dog ... or at least feed me.

Love, your dog.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! Thats a good one! My dogs would probably hav e lots more of those asking for more food and treats though! LOL


-IJMB

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posted by ninastar
Haha!

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funny! its cool. puppy humor!

Dear human pup(that we own),

We love food and treats, soo we must hav 1 bag of DOG(well,pizza wll work as well) food per meal!!!! And thats final!!!!!! You must do as we command! Oh, ad what that thing you kep staring at! You really should be play with us, feeing us, sleeping with us, feeding us, rubing our bellies, or feeding us at all times! Why does that thing glow anyway, and hey do you like playing with those "virtual things" you keep talking about? Are they, virtual dogs? Why dont you come play with US insyted of starring a a brirg ting and making clicky noises! Oh, and did i eantion feed us? Like, right now please! Oh, and insted of war, we would love strawberry milk!

From,
The king ad queen(bailey and bella)

What do you think?

-IJMB

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posted by ninastar
If dogs could write they might say this:
Dear Master,
Do you have a cookie if so I would like one.But first we need to talk about somethings. First, what is this strange game you play. What do you call it? Was it showdo? No showdig? No.Oh its showdog. Wait a minute what do you call me all the time. Agh you call me a dog. Second , you say I am a dog but cleary I am a human not a dog. Thirdly, I would like more treats and more food. I think that all of this is fair because I have been your friend for all my life.
From Your Friend,
Fido
Is this funny or cheesey? Please tell me.

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lol this is great

wow, now this is dredging up old posts lol. original post was from december.

Since we are digging up older posts. my pup would just say


"Ha - I peed on your floor , can you smell it? Can you find it.....? Nope , because its under your bed."

-And that is how it goes ; that little fart

-Niki

im still here becues people are still posting.

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posted by ninastar
im still here becues people are still posting.

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you dog thing is awesome your funny

Thanks

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posted by Boogaboo Kennel
Since we are digging up older posts. my pup would just say


"Ha - I peed on your floor , can you smell it? Can you find it.....? Nope , because its under your bed."

-And that is how it goes ; that little fart

-Niki

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LOL


-IJMB