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I'll trye it with my cat!!


Dear owner,
I would like it if you'd stop feeding me in little kid bowls. You are lowering my self esteem.

More Problems:
- Anytime I am spotted, I am carried and held defenless, so that I can not scratch you.
-You give me shapeless food. How about some of that pizza you get????Please???
-My final demands: millions of cat toys, more treats, a new friend and better tasting food

Sincerely, October The Cat


Dear October,
I'm sorry, but I can't afford pet bowls for you. Do you work for money???HUH???DO you?!? I would not like to be scratched, so...yeah...

That shapeless food is horrible, but I might get in trouble for giving you pizza. MAybe some cooked chicken sometimes,ok?

I'll try to get you more toys, i can't feed you many treats or you'll puke, and we're working for a new friend,okay???

personally for the first post i think its kind of cheesy but no offence at all.. it is kind of funny though!

and i agree with the people who said dear whatever your pets name is are just coping ninastar and the person who she was joking around with.....lets start to talk about something new.. like do you like little dogs or big dogs or something!

I really don't care if they copy me.

"Dear Sam,

I am really tired of that game you play. That's ALL you do! Why aren't I enough anymore? Why do you have to have a full kennel with 20 VIRTUAL dogs?? Hm??

I'm going to pee on your clicky thing that your virtual dogs live in if you don't play with me!

Sincerely,
Shadow"


xD That was fun.

Sam <33

Funny

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posted by dogsRcuties
ninastar: Freeda asks if if he can be friends w/ this Fido guy.

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And he can have a girl friend to. This is what she would say:
DeAr MaSteR
Plse teach me how too typee and give meeeeeeeeee aaa cookie and all the food in the world. Ouch i just bumped iNtO a wAll.
Yor Frind,
Shayena